Spontaneous, exercise & humour

So I wake up at about 7:00 with my eyes still closed.....dragged the poor dog outside to pee and such - forgot to put a leash on himbut he stayed close to me and came right in. I then fell asleep till 11:00 when my sis and her partner were leaving to go in town (that's 45-50mins away). I lounged a bit and decided a nice meditating shower would do me well, which it did, so I had a cigarette outside, put it out and took my hot, luxurious shower.

I decided to watch the news so as I'm sitting in the living room watching the tv, I look outside and see smoke. I freak. It's the picnic table on fire from my cigarette. The ashtray exploded. I ran out and doused the fire....thank god it was small. About 10 mins later the dogs all started barking loudly. I ran to the door, and it was some man I never met but he said oh your sister in law knows me ...ok I have been here in the woods for over 2 months and know nobody. So I made him fill out this form about who he was and his ## etc because no one comes down this road. So he left, all was well - I decided to let the dogs out for some air (now there are 3 standard poodles, they are as large as horses..... then there is Prince Patric who you see is very small ) so I tie up this one (Simon) get ready to tie mine and he takes off, with the other large poodle, leaving nothing but dust behind them. I go into full chase and finally catch up to them at the neighbors house....the one with a pitbull. The guy came out pireced and inked and said "good thing they didn't go back there", pointing to his frothing pitbull behind the fence....I got the dogs, came back home and Prince Patric throws up 3 times .

So I guess all in all I am feeling ok today! Blessed be all!